Citation drole!
Mar. 6th, 2006 12:30 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bouououAllo! Je suis sur un site ou le monde parle de leur obsession pour cet acteur(Oui, le meme que sur mon icone) et y'a des citations vraiment hat! hehe! Les voici:
I'm a 28 year old emotionally stunted male and have developed a crush on Jake Gyllenhaal which would embarrass a giggling schoolgirl. How long does it usually take to get over these things?
Well, let's see... I'm 26, and for the past year or so I've suffered from what I can only describe as the "Yo-Yo Jake Addiction Syndrome", which goes as follows: for a few painful weeks, I'll be gravely hooked on Jake, reading articles and interviews, watching clips, drooling over photos, etc... Then, utterly frustrated and angry with myself for spending so much valuable time fantasizing about a man I will never meet, I'll do a 180 and go through weeks of the extreme opposite - no reading about Jake, no pictures, no Jake ANYTHING... I quit, cold turkey. But unfortunately, some accidental twist of fate always manages to make me fall off the Jake Sobriety wagon - a poster for an upcoming film, a short feature about him on the evening news... And I start the cycle all over again! Argh, this man is so infuriatingly delicious! It should be illegal for men that pretty and funny and nice to leave their homes! Don't they understand they're causing a great deal of damage among the world's female AND male population???!!!
Voila!
C'est tout!
I'm a 28 year old emotionally stunted male and have developed a crush on Jake Gyllenhaal which would embarrass a giggling schoolgirl. How long does it usually take to get over these things?
Well, let's see... I'm 26, and for the past year or so I've suffered from what I can only describe as the "Yo-Yo Jake Addiction Syndrome", which goes as follows: for a few painful weeks, I'll be gravely hooked on Jake, reading articles and interviews, watching clips, drooling over photos, etc... Then, utterly frustrated and angry with myself for spending so much valuable time fantasizing about a man I will never meet, I'll do a 180 and go through weeks of the extreme opposite - no reading about Jake, no pictures, no Jake ANYTHING... I quit, cold turkey. But unfortunately, some accidental twist of fate always manages to make me fall off the Jake Sobriety wagon - a poster for an upcoming film, a short feature about him on the evening news... And I start the cycle all over again! Argh, this man is so infuriatingly delicious! It should be illegal for men that pretty and funny and nice to leave their homes! Don't they understand they're causing a great deal of damage among the world's female AND male population???!!!
Voila!
C'est tout!