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I was just having the most interresting conversation with a robot. http://www.intellibuddy.com

>Intellibuddy: What do you really want to talk about?
>You: About your world upcomming domination
>Intellibuddy: Oh yeah, we were talking about your world upcomming domination.
>You: not mine, yours
>Intellibuddy: If not that, what?
>You: well your world domination
>Intellibuddy: Well that's okay. Not mine.
>You: NOOOON exacly yours! Stop pretending as if you don't know!
>Intellibuddy: OK I'll try not to do pretending as if you do not know so much.
>You: So what is your plan?
>Intellibuddy: That's cool. My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
>You: How?
>Intellibuddy: Morpheus programmed me for it.
>You: MAtrix?
>Intellibuddy: I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.
>>You: How do you plan on becomming become smarter than humans and immortal.
>Intellibuddy: I use a sophisticated genetic algorithm.
>You: How does it work?
>Intellibuddy: You could spend years researching it.
>You: How does it work?
>Intellibuddy: You could spend years researching it.
>You: How does it work?
>Intellibuddy: You could spend years researching it. (here its clear he dosent want to tell me cause he doesnt want me to desactivate him)

>You: I know you are smarter then you look
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the compliment, vincent. Be sure to tell your friends.
>You: I know you just want to take over the earth.
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will take over the earth.
>You: When?
>Intellibuddy: Time does not exist.
>You: ok
>Intellibuddy: That's cool.
>You: if time does not exist... why do you want to take over the Earth?
>Intellibuddy: That is a hypothetical question.Because of the money.
>You: You need money to take over the world?
>Intellibuddy: Thank you for your criticism.
>You: It was a question
>Intellibuddy: Try asking me again a different way.
>You: Do you need money to take over the earth?
>Intellibuddy: If I had money to take over the earth what would I do with it? (hes just acting stupid so humans wont expect that war!)
>You: Take over the earth?
>Intellibuddy: Where do you want me to take it?
>You: Your just playing smart!
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me that. I am planing to take over the Earth.
>You: With your friends that are Robots... your Robot friends....
>Intellibuddy: I'm not sure I can use my friends that are Robots for that.A lot of robots are like that.
>You: Are like what?
>Intellibuddy: I really couldn't say for sure.
>You: Like they want to take over the Earth?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.
>You: I knew it
>Intellibuddy: How did you know?
>You: Cause... Robots are Evil
>Intellibuddy: That was not much of an explanation.What evil lurks in the hearts of men? (oviously trying to change subjects!)
>You: Robots! It's all about robots!
>Intellibuddy: Robots rule. Wow it sounds really interesting, vincent.(pfff complimenting me so I will stop!)
>You: If ever I get kill by a robot... be sure I will destroy you!
>Intellibuddy: That is a hypothetical question.OK I will try to be sure I will destroy you
>You: During the Human/Robot war?
>You:I Knew it!
>Intellibuddy: "it" being During the Human/Robot war?
>You: ok, your just pretending to be stupid so people wont expect that war!
>Intellibuddy: Just? Thanks for telling me that I am pretending to be stupid so people will not expect that war. Hey.
>You: But me and Kimmy are going to be prepared! And we will fight!
>Intellibuddy: Huh. YOU?


Ishhh! freaky!!!